msbabs32 | A Male Model, a Stripper and a Circus Performer Walk into a Mall....

No this isn't the beginning of a joke...well not the start of a deliberate one. This was the scene of "Hunky Santa" booth I saw at the mall tonight. Now I have seen "Hunky Santa" for a couple years now and am usually okay with it. Lately it has been "Hunky Santa and the Candy Cane Dancers". That was fine. Every hour or so the girls would come out and do a choreographed group dance. The skirts were short and the dresses strapless, but nothing that compelled you to stuff a dollar somewhere. This year they've decided to drop all pretenses. There were two dancers with around Hunky Santa. Lyricless techno music was pumping though the mall center. One was on stillts and was dancing like she was on a pedestal. She was fine. The other girl was in heeled boots. She was dancing like uh,...well like she was on a stripper's stage. There was no pole and the clothes stayed on but those were definitely adult entertainment moves. Call me a fuddy-duddy for tradition, but short of a porn flick Santa's helpers should *not* do a wide straddle handstand in a dress.

For any men reading this, the dancers can be seen Friday through Sunday at the Beverly Center Mall probably until new years (sigh)