Attention: Lattes and Cafes are for the Sane ONLY

After 18 months of waiting then hemming and hawing I finally bought my rechargeable milk frother. Tonight I made drinks with it. First thing I realized is that it is very powerful. The first go whisked the milk right onto the counter. Once I got the hang of it, the frother made incredibly fine and dense foam. It was almost solid and wonderfully tasty. Lusciously frothed cappuccino in hand, I then read the instruction manual. What? That's just how I roll.

First notable warning was: "Use a container at least 3x the volume of your liquid to prevent spilling". Duh - I knew that by *now*.
Second notable warning was "Persons with nervous disorders should never use the appliance without accompanying person in order to avoid any danger".

Now one must wonder what transpired for the company to feel the need to include this in the list of warnings. Was some unfortunate soul, never having encountered a vibrating appliance before, overcome by the alien movement of the frother and stuck it some god forsaken place? More to the point, if there are super high strung persons running wild about your area, it's probably not the best idea to be serving them caffeine.